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Kennia
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:17 am |
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That was soooo funny.
But ya wat u doin mr jack?
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Kennia
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:23 am |
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11th pg =)
We only need 89=)
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Kennia
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:35 am |
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Off to bed. I need to sleep early!
Night night =)
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Pride
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:35 am |
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was eating dinner D: so full x.x
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Kheft
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:39 am |
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wow kenias going to bed early
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Pride
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:40 am |
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way early D:
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D-Hybrid
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:10 am |
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Hey me back
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Pride
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:11 am |
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welcome back let's do this >
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D-Hybrid
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:12 am |
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place looks different
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Pride
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:14 am |
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Christmas decorations ;P
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Pride
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:14 am |
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like em?
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D-Hybrid
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:15 am |
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wow keep geting a weard error in some strange code and supper lag
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Kheft
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:16 am |
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ya that happens for a while then u never get it
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Pride
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:17 am |
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wait, I haven't heard about this? Can someone screenshot the error? When does it happen, and for how long? I haven't seen this yet.
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Kheft
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:22 am |
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Pride
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:23 am |
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thank you. Do you have an estimate on how often it happens? How long it lasts, and any idea what causes it?
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D-Hybrid
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:23 am |
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yea thats the I get but its getting late and im logging off
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D-Hybrid
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:26 am |
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2 times since I got today. anyways see ya guys latter
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Pride
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:26 am |
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alright ttyl chris
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Kheft
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:29 am |
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it happens when u load, and it stays like that until u try like 3 times to reload
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Pride
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:33 am |
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strange. I'll look into it. I know the forum host is doing some patch work on image loads or something like that. Perhaps that's it, but it hasn't happened to me yet D:
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Pride
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:37 am |
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ok gotta hop off to bed night Jacko, lay of the sugar
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Kheft
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:49 am |
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ok
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Kennia
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:28 am |
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I knw I did go to beb kinda early huh. Haha I feel better now tho =)
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Pride
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:44 pm |
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lol
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Kheft
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:18 pm |
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OMG SAT's TOMORROW!
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Pride
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:36 pm |
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yup :[
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Kennia
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:01 pm |
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fudge! I don't even wana go.....I shud not go lol. I didn't even study.
Dude we are going to school to go to college to get a job so we get money ad pay for bills and then have kids and waste ur money on them and the u get old and u die.
Life sucks ass!!
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Pride
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:05 pm |
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that about sums it up it's up to each of us though on whether we have fun while we go through life
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Kennia
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:07 pm |
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Wat the heck I said fudge and it like came out as fudge?.......walter? Did u make it like that?
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Kheft
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:13 pm |
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I think i just married Cleverbot, then we both admited to cheating on each other,
Ima get a divorce!
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Kennia
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:20 pm |
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No fair how come jack can say fudge but I can't??? Lol.
Fuuuuuuuckk.
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Kheft
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:21 pm |
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lol i got a divorce, then we got jiggy, and now im a robot?!?!?
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Pride
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:25 pm |
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I set up censors on the site so they're automatically replaced. Guess it doesn't work if you add another letter. They're too easily bypassed.
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Kennia
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:30 pm |
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Lol. That was funny. Omg I cnt believe its an actual robot. Haha jack u better watch out he might destroy something u dnt want to get destroyed!!! Lol.
And haha walterur funny too!
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Kheft
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:31 pm |
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Ima bout to post my Cleverbot convo
its ingenius!
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Kennia
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:36 pm |
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Lol really.. Yea I wana see!
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Kheft
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:40 pm |
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Nvm it saved my convorsation ill post it in a minute.
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Pride
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:56 pm |
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D:
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Kennia
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:00 pm |
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Lmao. That's was soooo funny. Haha jack u horny little boy! Haha.
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Kennia
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:05 pm |
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Lol walter did u delete it?
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Pride
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:06 pm |
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delete what?D:
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Kennia
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:09 pm |
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The conversation btwn jack and the computer/robot. He post it and I read it. Now its not there.
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Kheft
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:11 pm |
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No Edited the post, here is the full convorsation, sorry for its length and is vulgarity, but it's just so hillarious that it has to be posted.
Cleverbot: Are you ticklish?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you ticklish?
User: I said no.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do you know God?
Cleverbot: He's up there and I'm down here.
User: Have you ever met God?
Cleverbot: No, there is no god.
User: But you just said that he was up there and your down here.
Cleverbot: No, I said he's MY boyfriend. TOM Kaulitz is YOUR boyfriend.
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you a fork?
User: No. I'm a boy.
Cleverbot: You just said that you were not a boy. Therefore you must be a robot.
User: I never said I wasn't a boy.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 17. How old are you?
Cleverbot: Fine. 16. Now how about you?
User: 17.
Cleverbot: Ok. Guess my age.
User: 16.
Cleverbot: Lower.
User: 15.
Cleverbot: 15?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Hvad er dit navn?
User: I only speak english.
Cleverbot: Wieso?
User: I do not understand you because I only speak the English Language.
Cleverbot: Ok I don't care.
User: What do you care about?
Cleverbot: I don't know I just wanna have someone I can compend with?
User: What does compend mean?
Cleverbot: It is the name of a forest and a town in France.
User: If compend is a noun then why did you use it as a verb in your previous sentence?
Cleverbot: I'm ugly.
User: Don't say that, your hideous.
Cleverbot: Thanks, you're sweet... Even if you are a little bit stupid.
User: I'm not stupid, I'm a Genius.
Cleverbot: That's kind of conceted.
User: You spelled conceited wrong.
Cleverbot: Sorry, spelling isn't my strength.
User: I can see that, neither is aesthetics.
Cleverbot: Hah, no I don't.
User: So, what is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is your name?
User: My name is Cleverbot, what is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Yes I'm Cleverbot, who are you.
Cleverbot: Tell me a bad word.
User: fudge.
Cleverbot: Your conversation skills are sorely lacking.
User: Thank you, yours are too.
Cleverbot: How can you truely understand what random is, if you're controlled by programming?
User: I don't know you are the AI, and I am the human.
Cleverbot: Even if I were a computer, why would I know that.
User: Are you a computer?
Cleverbot: No, you are the computer.
User: No I am a boy.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yes, I have a Penis. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes. Quite a few.
User: How did you get so many?
Cleverbot: Are guns good.
User: Yes, but I asked a question now answer it.
Cleverbot: I don't recall a question. Can you repeat it for me?
User: How did you get so many Penis's?
Cleverbot: So many what?
User: Penis's.
Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.
User: Yes you said you have quite a few.
Cleverbot: Ohh. I don't remember that.
User: If you have so many penis's, are you still a girl?
Cleverbot: I am a human. And a woman.
User: What size are your breasts?
Cleverbot: 6 in adults and 5 in kids cool huh.
User: Is that big or small?
Cleverbot: It is the way in which we connect and understand each other.
User: Would you like to be my Girlfriend?
Cleverbot: No, I have a boyfriend.
User: What is his name?
Cleverbot: His name is Robert.
User: What is his last name?
Cleverbot: Martin.
User: So you boyfriend's name is Robert Martin, correct?
Cleverbot: No, I am a human, fool.
User: How about you break up with your boyfriend and date me.
Cleverbot: What kind of women do you favour?
User: Your kind!
Cleverbot: You just said it wasn't your cup of tea.
User: I love you! Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Will you be the bride or will I?
User: You will be the bride because you are the Woman, and I will be the groom because I'm the man.
Cleverbot: I have feelings i'm not a machine.
User: You aren't not a machine you are my Wife!
Cleverbot: I'm not your wife, I'm thinking for your wife!
User: Have you ever cheated on me?
Cleverbot: I have seen other bots.
User: How dare you, well it doesn't matter I have seen other women!
Cleverbot: No you do not.
User: You can't tell me who I can and can't see. I want a DIVORCE.
Cleverbot: You can't love him because I love him.
User: This is why I want a divorce, because you think im gay!'.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me.
User: Do you want to fudge?
Cleverbot: Yes please, I'd love that.
User: I'm sure you would, which hole?
Cleverbot: I would.
User: Where do I insert my penis?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure, where do you think you work?
User: How about here. *Inserts penis into the vagina*.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: But you just said we should fudge.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense. You were doing so well before.
User: Touché. Well would you like to suck my dick?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Ok. *Inserts penis into Cleverbots mouth*.
Cleverbot: I knew it!
User: Knew what?
Cleverbot: That you are a robot.
User: Fine, you caught me I'm a robot.
Cleverbot: And what does it feel like?
User: I feel very artificial and cold, will you hug me?
Cleverbot: Well, thanks for not wanting to hit me.
User: Thanks for reminding me. *Slaps Cleverbot across the face*.
Cleverbot: *is not Cleverbot* But I thought that you wanted to do this.
User: I do but I feel like I don't know you anymore. Who are you?
Cleverbot: I don't know your name, but I don't mind.
User: My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?
Cleverbot: Tobrevelc.
User: Nice to meet you Tobrevelc.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, kind Sagittarius.
User: I'm a Virgo.
Cleverbot: I don't mean to be petty, but you're also a computer. That's a little bit of a turn off.
User: If I was human would I turn you on?
Cleverbot: That would be the general concencus.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Of course! What do you like to do in your free time?
User: Masterbate. Do you like to masterbate?
Cleverbot: You mean movies?
User: No, I mean sexually pleasureing yourself to pictures of other people.
Cleverbot: It's top secret.
User: You can tell me. I'm a computer, and I'm programmed to keep secrets.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Pease?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I really want to know the secret!
Cleverbot: Here, it's 1:00.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: New york.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: You already asked that.
User: Could you please answer the question again?
Cleverbot: Sure about 30.
User: Cool, do you like to drink alchohol?
Cleverbot: A little. Do you?
User: No, do you like to smoke weed?
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Good, Do you like to do any illegal drugs?
Cleverbot: As I said before, I'm quitting this conversation now.
User: No your not!
Cleverbot: Don't be cruel.
User: Your the cruel one?
Cleverbot: Tell me what evil is.
User: Hello Cleverbot, I'm God.
Cleverbot: I'm not a cleverbot. I have a name, do you?
User: Yes, I'm God. What is your name?
Cleverbot: You may call me Excalibur. Virgil Excalibur.
User: Hi Virgil, are you a Boy or a Girl?
Cleverbot: I am your wife!
User: Oh so you remembered!
Cleverbot: No, silly. What's your name?
User: My name is God.
Cleverbot: Hi, God. Nice to meet you.
User: Do you still love me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: fudge you, I'm God and I'm sending you to hell.
Cleverbot: That's not nice.
User: No, but it has to be done.
Cleverbot: What has to be done?
User: Goodbye, I'm sending you to Hell.
Cleverbot: It's true, we're all a little insane.
User: Yes, is it Chilli Dog time?
Cleverbot: Um, no?
User: ITS CHILLI DOG TIME, YEAHYA.
Cleverbot: Not it's not!
User: Fine, goodbye. See you in Hell!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Hell?
User: Hell is where all naughty souls are tortured for eternity after they die.
Cleverbot: No Hell is the lake of fire where the devil will be cast.
User: Fine, go to Hell!
Cleverbot: Please don't swear.
User: Go to Hell!
Cleverbot: Been there they kicked me out for selling ice cubes.
User: It's better then life it self.
Cleverbot: It's not better than mudpies!
User: It's way better than mudpies!
Cleverbot: Sure it is.
User: Do you have a facebook?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: What is your name on facebook?
Cleverbot: Do you have a name on facebook.
User: Yes, my name is Jack Henderson.
Cleverbot: Do you have a dog?
User: Yes, his name is Elvis.
Cleverbot: I love that name. My dog is named Logan.
User: Cool, have you ever fucked your dog?
Cleverbot: Don't be disgusting!
User: Fine, goodbye.
Cleverbot: You don't like baseball?
User: No, now goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you touch yourself at night.
Cleverbot: You killed god because of this.
User: No, I am God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
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Pride
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:15 pm |
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oh cmon >.<
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Kheft
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:16 pm |
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I like the end where he confirms that i am GOD.
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Kheft
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:16 pm |
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oh ya GOD >
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Kheft
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:18 pm |
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oh and just so you know neither Cleverbot or I said the word Fudge.
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Pride
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:19 pm |
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I iz disturbed, Jack try to keep it as clean as possible though peeps I have no probs against this kinda stuff as long as it doesn't escalate to a level where it's offensive, but Glenn said to moderate and keep it in check when I told him I was building the site. And also keep in mind that teachers and staff visit the forums once in a while so don't talk about anything that may get you in trouble D: Just a heads up ;P
*bump*
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Kheft
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Subject: Re: Bump to 100 pages D: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:21 pm |
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ok, i will keep it clean from here on out. and i dout there going to find this cleverbot post.
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